Clothes are overrated

I’m drinkin’ some George Jones,
and a little bit of Coe
Haggard’s easin’ my misery
and Waylon’s keepin’ me from home
Hank’s givin’ me those high times -
Cash is gonna sing it low
I’m here gettin’ wasted -
here with my country heroes


im such an obese fat fuck :’(

Do you like giving head? What about receiving

if your dicks clean and not gross and sweaty from the day yeah, but i dont have a penis to recieve head so i dont know

NOOOOOOOOO i haven’t had ice cream for years since im allergic and i had a dream my mom took me to get ice cream and right as i was about to take a bite my alarm went off :@:@:@:@


rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via orgasm)